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May 16, 2008

Cheese's A**hole of the Week 05-12-2008 - 05-18-2008

This week's A**hole is the Fashion industry, America's Next Top Model, and in part you America, atleast those of you who feel winner Whitney is a plus sized model.  For thinking and portraying Whitney as a plus sized model and screwing with women's self esteem, you all earn the highly coveted spot this week.  Don't you feel proud?

This is Cheese's A**hole of the week.  Do you think you have a better A**hole of the week?  Let me know and I will run the consensus of Cheese's readers A**hole of the week every Monday. Last week's readers choice did not surface until the weekend so there's still time for a new entry.  It is a close battle thus far as to who you want to be the A**hole of the week so getyour entries in and get heard Cheese fans.

This is for all of you. Warning, this video contains strong language.  Watch at your own discretion. 

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Cheese's Reality News Minute 05-16-2008

VH1 buys every season of The Bachelor and plans to run all seven seasons in seven days starting June 1st. It would be hilarious if they could reedit this and replace each bachelor with Flavor Flav for each and every season.  Otherwise why bother given the track record.  VH1 is calling The Bachelor "America's most romantic reality show" which is absurd for two reasons. One, the aforementioned track record, and two we all know "the most romantic" is I Love New York.

American Idol's ratings are improving, sort of.  They are better than last week's but compared to previous season, this show is sinking.  Idol is trying to remedy that with starting next season.  They plan to reduce the results show to 1/2 hour eliminating some of the unnecessary fluff.  This is only half of what they need to do.  They also need to let the singers sing whole songs and not just a snippet.

Project Runway; even though Nina Garcia has been fired from Elle magazine, she will still appear on Project Runway 5.  Does that make you feel better?

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2008 Summer Reality TV Scedule

Mrs. Cheese and I were just talking about how we love the networks finally realised that people watch television in the summer.  What took them so long.  This is the only original thought I have seen from them in some time.  Here is a list of the this Summer's reality television schedule by network.

CW

Farmer Wants a Wife [CW, April 30, Wednesdays at 9] Why bother?

Discovery 

Man vs. Wild [Discovery, May 2, Fridays at 9] cool show, worth checking out 

NBC

American Gladiators [NBC, May 12, Mondays at 8] don't waste your time, read a book if you're that bored 

Last Comic Standing 6 [NBC, May 22 at 9:30, Thursdays at 8:30] I hope its still funny

Nashville Star 6 [NBC, June 9, Mondays at 9:30] no possible way

Celebrity Circus [NBC, June 11, Wednesdays at 9] This just sounds silly

America’s Got Talent 3 [NBC, June 17, Tuesdays at 9] no they don't

Baby Borrowers [NBC, June 25, Wednesdays at 8] I bet this will be good for an episode or two

ABC

 The Bachelorette 4 [ABC, May 19 at 9, Mondays at 8] for the ladies 

The Mole 3 [ABC, June 2, Mondays at 10] It's about damn time

I Survived a Japanese Game Show [ABC, June 24th at 9] If this is the show I think it is, I can't wait.  They are doing a remake of a japanese game show where contestants do crazy stunts for seemingly no reason the show was called MXC.  They are redoing this show in America but I'm not sure if this show is it or not.  If not I can't wait for the Americanized MXC.

Dance Machine [ABC, June 27, Fridays at 8] See comments for Master's of Dance

High School Musical: Get in the Picture [ABC, July 20, Sundays at 8]  not for a million dollars

Fox

So You Think You Can Dance 4 [FOX, May 22 at 8, Wednesdays at 8 and Thursdays at 9] Oh Yeah!

Fox Reality

The Academy: LASD Class #368 [Fox Reality, May 24, Saturdays at 9] whatever.

Wetv

Bridezillas [WEtv, June 1, Sundays at 9] the only way you could get me to watch this si if you Clockwork Oranged me.

Food Network

The Next Food Network Star 4 [Food Network, June 1, Sundays at 10] I prefer Hell's Kitchen but I will give this a try.

MTV

Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search For Elle Woods [MTV, June 2, Mondays at 10] no way in hell

My Super Sweet 16 Presents: Exiled [MTV, August 25, Mondays at 10:30] kill me now

FX 

30 Days [FX, June 3, Tuesdays at 10] I really like this show and am excited about the new season, but I was a bit dissapointed with the last one. 

TVLand

She’s Got the Look [TVLand, June 4, Wednesdays at 10] no thank you

HGTV

Design Star 3 [HGTV, June 8, Sundays at 9] this is a cool show that gives you great ideas

TLC

Master of Dance [TLC, June 8, Sundays at 9] my dance card is already filled with So You Think You Can Dance

History

Ice Road Truckers [History, June 8, Sundays at 10] this looks cool, I may tivo an episode or two

Bravo

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List [Bravo, June 12 at 9, Thursdays at 10] I'll keep her on the D-List, I ain't watching

Flipping Out [Bravo, June 17, Tuesdays at 10] what is this and why should I watch?

Shear Genius 2 [Bravo, June 25, Wednesdays at 10] shear stupidity

CBS

Greatest American Dog [CBS, July 10, Thursdays at 8] I will check this out, I love dogs, funny how CBS the originator of today's reality television is getting in the game so late this summer 

Big Brother 10 [CBS, July 13, Sundays and Wednesdays at 8, Tuesdays at 9] yes!

Jingles [CBS, July 27, Sundays at 9] maybe

VH1

I Love Money [VH1, July 13, Sundays at 9] I love money too but not this show

Comedy Central

Reality Bites Back [Comedy Central, July 17, Thursdays at 10] Intrigued

Lifetime

How to Look Good Naked [Lifetime, July] I will check it out

E!

Sunset Tan [E!] I'm tan enough

Fall

CBS

The Amazing Race 13 [CBS, Sundays at 8] no doubt about it

Survivor Gabon [CBS, Thursdays at 8] definitely

 

2009

NBC

America’s Toughest Jobs [NBC] sounds like dirty jobs

Shark Taggers [NBC] sounds like above

Swords [NBC] what

FOX

When Women Rule the World [FOX, future uncertain] will never air

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Video of the Day: 05-16-2008 The Office Finale - Jim gives love advice to Michael

What a great season after the strike starting with The Dinner Party, it just ended last night and I already can't wait until next season.

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Quote of the Day: 05-016-2008 American Idol - Syesha knew it was over after America did

syesha.jpgIn an interview after being eliminated, Syesha said about when she got the premonition her time was up;

"Probably the night before [I was eliminated], after I got done performing I was like, 'It's over,"  She went on to say;

"I got too many bad comments from the judges to keep me there.  At this point in the game, you couldn't have that many bad comments and still be there.  So I expected what was, and I moved on.  I made peace with it.  I couldn't be happier right now.  I don't feel defeated, I don't feel like I failed.  There's only that greatness that can come from here on out."

I like Syesha so I don't want to say anything bad but cmon girl, you had to know the second Jason Castro got eliminated that you were next.  If you believed the hype that it was anyone's game in the final three then I have some Enron stock to sell you.

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Picture of the Day: 05-16-2008 - American Idol - Soul Patrol

hicks.jpg You have not heard the last of American Idol winner Taylor Hicks.  Hicks has signed on to play "Angel" on Brodway's Grease.  Hicks major number will be "Beauty School Dropout" where he says he will add what else but"soulful flavor" to the number.  This is the first we have heard from Taylor in quite some time so for all you Hicks fans, go check him out on Broadway.

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May 15, 2008

Cheese's Reality News Minute 05-15-2008

If you are in the Portland area go hang out at the airport as racers from the next season of The Amazing Race are set to run through for the final leg.  Go lend a cellphone or a ride and maybe you can get on the show after all.  Season 13 is set to air this fall.

Oprah's big head I mean Big Give will not be coming back for a second season.

Fox has a show in the mold of Oprah's in the works.  It's called Secret Millionaire, where a wealthy person will go to a poor neighborhood disguised as a filmmaker and will apparently give a million dollars to the best sob story.

 

 

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Video of the Day: 05-15-2008 American Idol One last Goodbye to Syesha

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