Sucks doesn't even begin to describe this movie.  A look at rotten tomatoes tells me most agree with me.  It's long, boring and confusing.  There is too much going on and you're not sure who is what and when with the pipe in the study.  I don't want to give anything away although I should you would thank me for it, trust me.  However, someone back stabs another and says something about going back on our agreement and I turned to Mrs. Cheese and asked her what was the agreement.  She couldn't answer.

So we saw this movie at 2:30 and a little more then an hour into it, I can't keep my eyes awake and fall asleep.  This is after slugging down a huge cherry coke.  I don't think I was out that long because Mrs. Cheese noticed and gave me a nudge, I wish she hadn't.  The nudge was enough to snap me back to full attention however I gave her the sleepies because as soon as she nudged me, I noticed she couldn't stay awake and fell asleep, I nudged her then she would wake then promptly fall back asleep, I had to get her another large coke to keep her awake.  I say again we saw this movie at 2:30 p.m.  and I loved the first two, except for the way they ended #2, but couldn't wait to see #3.  Despite people telling me how bad it was I went and saw it and expect the same from you, but if I can get just one person to save their time and money then it well worth it. 

Go Spiderman 3 again or Shrek 3 again, Pirates is a snooze fest, too many characters getting too much screen time and it is too long and boring and the visual effects aren't anything better than #2.  There aren't even any cool scenes like in the first two, just a whole lot of battling on the boats which gets old really quickly.  Instead of Yo ho, yo ho A pirates life for me. It should be more like, Don't go, don't go, save your time and money!