Mrs. Cheese and I were just talking about how we love the networks finally realised that people watch television in the summer.  What took them so long.  This is the only original thought I have seen from them in some time.  Here is a list of the this Summer's reality television schedule by network.

CW

Farmer Wants a Wife [CW, April 30, Wednesdays at 9] Why bother?

Discovery 

Man vs. Wild [Discovery, May 2, Fridays at 9] cool show, worth checking out 

NBC

American Gladiators [NBC, May 12, Mondays at 8] don't waste your time, read a book if you're that bored 

Last Comic Standing 6 [NBC, May 22 at 9:30, Thursdays at 8:30] I hope its still funny

Nashville Star 6 [NBC, June 9, Mondays at 9:30] no possible way

Celebrity Circus [NBC, June 11, Wednesdays at 9] This just sounds silly

America’s Got Talent 3 [NBC, June 17, Tuesdays at 9] no they don't

Baby Borrowers [NBC, June 25, Wednesdays at 8] I bet this will be good for an episode or two

ABC

 The Bachelorette 4 [ABC, May 19 at 9, Mondays at 8] for the ladies 

The Mole 3 [ABC, June 2, Mondays at 10] It's about damn time

I Survived a Japanese Game Show [ABC, June 24th at 9] If this is the show I think it is, I can't wait.  They are doing a remake of a japanese game show where contestants do crazy stunts for seemingly no reason the show was called MXC.  They are redoing this show in America but I'm not sure if this show is it or not.  If not I can't wait for the Americanized MXC.

Dance Machine [ABC, June 27, Fridays at 8] See comments for Master's of Dance

High School Musical: Get in the Picture [ABC, July 20, Sundays at 8]  not for a million dollars

Fox

So You Think You Can Dance 4 [FOX, May 22 at 8, Wednesdays at 8 and Thursdays at 9] Oh Yeah!

Fox Reality

The Academy: LASD Class #368 [Fox Reality, May 24, Saturdays at 9] whatever.

Wetv

Bridezillas [WEtv, June 1, Sundays at 9] the only way you could get me to watch this si if you Clockwork Oranged me.

Food Network

The Next Food Network Star 4 [Food Network, June 1, Sundays at 10] I prefer Hell's Kitchen but I will give this a try.

MTV

Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search For Elle Woods [MTV, June 2, Mondays at 10] no way in hell

My Super Sweet 16 Presents: Exiled [MTV, August 25, Mondays at 10:30] kill me now

FX 

30 Days [FX, June 3, Tuesdays at 10] I really like this show and am excited about the new season, but I was a bit dissapointed with the last one. 

TVLand

She’s Got the Look [TVLand, June 4, Wednesdays at 10] no thank you

HGTV

Design Star 3 [HGTV, June 8, Sundays at 9] this is a cool show that gives you great ideas

TLC

Master of Dance [TLC, June 8, Sundays at 9] my dance card is already filled with So You Think You Can Dance

History

Ice Road Truckers [History, June 8, Sundays at 10] this looks cool, I may tivo an episode or two

Bravo

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List [Bravo, June 12 at 9, Thursdays at 10] I'll keep her on the D-List, I ain't watching

Flipping Out [Bravo, June 17, Tuesdays at 10] what is this and why should I watch?

Shear Genius 2 [Bravo, June 25, Wednesdays at 10] shear stupidity

CBS

Greatest American Dog [CBS, July 10, Thursdays at 8] I will check this out, I love dogs, funny how CBS the originator of today's reality television is getting in the game so late this summer 

Big Brother 10 [CBS, July 13, Sundays and Wednesdays at 8, Tuesdays at 9] yes!

Jingles [CBS, July 27, Sundays at 9] maybe

VH1

I Love Money [VH1, July 13, Sundays at 9] I love money too but not this show

Comedy Central

Reality Bites Back [Comedy Central, July 17, Thursdays at 10] Intrigued

Lifetime

How to Look Good Naked [Lifetime, July] I will check it out

E!

Sunset Tan [E!] I'm tan enough

Fall

CBS

The Amazing Race 13 [CBS, Sundays at 8] no doubt about it

Survivor Gabon [CBS, Thursdays at 8] definitely

 

2009

NBC

America’s Toughest Jobs [NBC] sounds like dirty jobs

Shark Taggers [NBC] sounds like above

Swords [NBC] what

FOX

When Women Rule the World [FOX, future uncertain] will never air